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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Sexy Sex Robots

I have come across awebsite which I think would give you pleasure.

Sexy Sex Robots You Can Have Sex With

Companionship: it is often difficult and costly to obtain. With these sexy sex robots, it's just costly! They're just like prostitutes, except they are nicer, have made better life choices, and only store razor blades in their underwear if you want them to.




Credit: True Companion, LLC


Roxxxy

Roxxxy is made by True Companion, LLC, which stands for Limited Liability Corporation. That means when she becomes self-aware and simultaneously electrocutes and ingests your genitals, you can’t sue. Roxxxy won’t only lie still and pretend to be back home in Kentucky while you drip monkey sweat all over her, she’ll talk to you, too. She can’t move on her own, but can make pre-recorded sounds through an internal loudspeaker. After you make your abomination, she can talk about all manner of subjects, including the Manchester United “football” team. Because that’s what all men want, right? Incessant chatter after sex? Her creator was, I shit you not, inspired to make the doll after the September 11th attacks. USA! USA!






Credit: Warner Bros.


Pris (Blade Runner)

Pris is a “pleasure model” replicant created to look just like Daryl Hannah cut her own hair with children’s safety scissors and a live wire. She’s kind of hot in a vengeful ghost that stalks the Hot Topic way, but she only has orb modules for the mecha-Aryan Rutger Hauer, who gives her a passionate kiss after Indiana Jones “retires” her with his pistolero.




Credit: honeydolls.jp


Honey Dolls

It’s not just about you—you want to make sure the sex robot’s enjoying herself too, right? The Japanese Honey Dolls will moan and simulate climax as you perform your disgusting worm dance thanks to built-in sensors that activate the MP3 player when touched (the actual sounds come out the speaker in her skullbox). You make a good point: this wouldn’t be a Japanese company without being absolutely fucking disgusting, would it? Ah, we’re in luck: this one has sex dolls modeled on nubile teen girls. While the other dolls have their eyes open, these teen girls are fast asleep “dreaming.” Nice to know you can have a peaceful dream while being ravaged by the man who drugged your wasabi Capri Sun on the subway.








Credit: Le Trung


Source : http://www.ugo.com/tech/11-sexy-sex-robots

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